Category: Soapbox ramblings


Years ago in art school I recall a discussion where the prof was telling us about an interview he saw with Basquiat. The interviewer was asking the usual sorts of inane questions and Basquiat was answering, albeit whilst stuffing his face with French fries. Chewing and mumbling, and refusing to repeat himself when the interviewer insisted he say it again clearly.

My prof commented that this was the best way to deal with it when someone demands that you explain your art. Refuse to explain yourself.

Let the art speak for itself. Don’t explain, don’t justify, and if people want to misinterpret it, fine. They will anyway.

Too bad so many of our artists have been cowed into having to justify and explain and soften their statements into meaninglessness.

If people don’t like your artistic statement, they can fuck off and not buy it/listen to it/watch it/go to your shows. The notion that an artist must explain himself implies that if his explanation isn’t up to snuff [ie, as current sensitivities and dogma dictates] that his statement isn’t valid. Furthermore, it’s degrading.

It’s the first step towards censorship – first the Stasi just wants to talk to you, then they shut you down when they don’t like what you say.

Fail

Sorry, you still suck. [Or wank, depending how one wishes to interpret the gesture here.]

Your teenybopper fans have moved on to worshipping Carly Rae Jepsen instead, but don’t think that Marilyn Manson’s fan base will flock to you in their place with your new look. Doesn’t work that way.

Hell, with sales of just 38000 units of his new album, Marilyn Manson fans aren’t even flocking to him anymore.

The Goth teens out smoking cigarettes behind the gym during art class never liked you and never will. All the Urban Decay warpaint in the world can’t change that.

Uh…

Actually seen on a firearms product review/comparison page:

Gun type is often rated as the most important factor in choosing rifles and shotguns for skeet shooting, in addition to rifles and shotguns for a zombie attack and rifles and shotguns for target shooting.

Zombie attacks treated as a serious consideration factor for which shotgun to purchase.

Those who think this is a real thing they need to worry about probably shouldn’t breed. Or purchase anything that goes boom bang.