Tag Archives : Amusing myself

Possibly the greatest grad prank ever

Heard about this on Adam Carolla’s podcast [yeah, yeah, I’m slightly behind the 8 ball on his podcasts, trying to get caught up], thought I was going to pee my pants I was laughing so hard: Absolutely brilliant! Whatever kid[s] wrote this, I think they have a bright future ahead of them in comedy/satire. Needless […]


How to ass-rape a guitar

Loosely inspired by chatting with @chaos_darling on Twitter earlier, who described hearing a neighbor’s wretched guitar playing that sounded like the guitar was being anally raped. Me, I have a sick and twisted mind that likes to imagine things literally, so this is what went through my mind: First, you want to have adequate mic […]

The perfect gift for a pompous ass

We all know at least one – that special someone who expects everyone to kiss their ass. If you get stuck with one of them on your Christmas list this year, I think I saw the perfect present for him/her in my travels yesterday: It’s called a Hot Lips Bean Bag Chair and I think […]

Hot Lips Bean Bag Chair

Look, Ma, I’m in the paper…

Nothing to do with maQLu per se, but it involves me, so why not? Originally posted on my other blog, Pyra Draculea Sound. Source Inside Vancouver’s school of rock Nimbus School of Recording Arts teaches engineers the whole music-business package By Chris Brandt, Special to The Sun August 24, 2009 10:40 AM Part 2 of […]